hey does anyone know...

bonzo · 10-07-2008, 10:57 PM

what would be a good after market exhaust, windscreen, air filter, oil, tire, rim, chain, sprocket, frame slider or blinker fluid choice for a gixxer1000?

also how do you wheelie and where do i need to go to learn how to race like valentino rossi?

i'm just wondering 'cause there's this hot new chick in town and i need to get laid, so i just went out and bought whatever, you know whatever looked the coolest to me. i had to get the gsxr1000 because it has the biggest number out of 600/750/1000, although i'm not positive what those numbers mean, but i'm sure the 1000 is the most impressive, even if i dont take it past 7,000 rpm's.

any help would be totally sick and gnarly, thanks bro....

Hong3103 · 10-08-2008, 12:34 AM

Shut the hell up and stop instigating.... sheesh

. You don't even have a 1k yet. Unless that's that's changed!

J_B · 10-08-2008, 01:11 AM

Dude, you probably bought it from Roseville Cycle too!!!!!

BatBiker · 10-08-2008, 08:36 AM

cough*attentionwhore*cough

BluGixxer518 · 10-08-2008, 11:18 AM

You have made the first step towards greatness for buying aGXRS1000..Now all you have to do is take off one spark plug wire, and get your new hottie to sit on close to the gas tank, that way you won't have to spend all that money to pimp your ride..now that I think about it , she might like the bike more than you,,!! Keep us posted.

MR DANGLES · 10-08-2008, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by bonzo

what would be a good after market exhaust, windscreen, air filter, oil, tire, rim, chain, sprocket, frame slider or blinker fluid choice for a gixxer1000?

Also how do you wheelie and where do i need to go to learn how to race like valentino rossi?

I'm just wondering 'cause there's this hot new chick in town and i need to get laid, so i just went out and bought whatever, you know whatever looked the coolest to me. I had to get the gsxr1000 because it has the biggest number out of 600/750/1000, although i'm not positive what those numbers mean, but i'm sure the 1000 is the most impressive, even if i dont take it past 7,000 rpm's.

Any help would be totally sick and gnarly, thanks bro....

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eyecandy · 10-08-2008, 04:11 PM

you gotta run a synthetic blinker fluid... that shyt is guaranteed for 1 million blinks...

US Marine#1 · 10-08-2008, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by bonzo

i had to get the gsxr1000 because it has the biggest number out of 600/750/1000, although i'm not positive what those numbers mean, but i'm sure the 1000 is the most impressive,

any help would be totally sick and gnarly, thanks bro....

f*ckin' tool... the numbers stand for the amount of girls they'll attract over a year.

Hong3103 · 10-08-2008, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by US Marine#1

f*ckin' tool... the numbers stand for the amount of girls they'll attract over a year.

The higher the number the more the girl can weight without affecting the acceleration....

US Marine#1 · 10-08-2008, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Hong3103

The higher the number the more the girl can weight without affecting the acceleration....

so, I'll say, 600=150ish
750=170ish
1000=upwards of 210

bonzo · 10-08-2008, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by US Marine#1

so, I'll say, 600=150ish

damn dude. my girl is barely a buck o five. i hope ur chick is 7 feet tall.

so...no one know's where to pick up a good pipe eh? well thanks for nothing.

Hong3103 · 10-08-2008, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by bonzo

damn dude. my girl is barely a buck o five. i hope ur chick is 7 feet tall.

so...no one know's where to pick up a good pipe eh? well thanks for nothing.

I'm surprised you don't know about J-Force exhausts. 50 friggin extra HP!

https://www.motomummy.com/store/prod...d=17061&cat=25

eyecandy · 10-09-2008, 05:08 AM

Or just slap 25 stickers on and that should give you roughly 50 extra hp as well